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Some rhymes with the most romantic first line but the least romantic second line.
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*Below are a few entries from the Washington Post Competition asking for a rhyme
with a romantic first line but not a very romantic second line. We thought these two line rhymes were pretty humorous and worth reading! |
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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss.
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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I thought that I could love no other.
Until, that is, I met your brother.
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet and so are you.But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
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Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not.
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I want to feel your sweet embrace.
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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My feelings for you no words can tell.
Except for maybe "go to hell".
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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